23 thoughts everyone has watching the Tour De France

23 thoughts everyone has watching the Tour De France

The Tour de France is well under way, and as a nation of cyclists watches to see whether a Brit can claim victory again, there are a few thoughts we'll all have. 

What do you make of this year's tour?

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1. Well this is good. A sport that us Brits are actually pretty good at. 

2. I always forget how long this actually goes on for.

3. I should do this one day.

4. Obviously not for real. Just like a holiday, get a group together. Great fun.

5. Looking at how I cycle now it'd only take, what, like....hmmm 2 months.

6. Maybe not.

7. Maybe just the Alpe D'Huez.

8. Though that's also very steep. 

9. These are just the only men in the world who can make lycra look so cool. 

10. Though not sure about the nose ring Chris, maybe that's a bit too far. 

11. I know it makes you breathe more efficiently and everything...but you know. It's a nose ring.

12. My bike is rubbish.

13. I bet if I had a bike like theirs I'd be a 100% faster cyclist.

14. In fact I could definitely win a sportive.

15. They can't cost that much surely? 

16. Right, so I would have to re mortgage my house.  

17. These spectators need to get out of the way, it's actually stressful to watch. But where's the devil man. Haven't seen him yet.

18. Would I look like a twat if I wore a yellow jersey?

19. I just don't think polka dot is for me.

20. How can humans do this. 

21. I literally hate Lance Armstrong for ruining it and making people doubt their general awesomeness.

22. And, well, for being Lance.

23. Go away.

What do you make of this year's tour?

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